The Brick Testament
- Old Testament meets Lego - brilliant!
Laser-controlled headless zombie flies
- The beauty of science ladies and gentlemen.
United States Patent: 6,880,125
- "System and method for XML parsing" - BEA Systems, Inc.
Dabblers and Blowhards
- A debunking and satirical look at the collected works of Paul Graham.
New Lisp book on the shelves
- Why Java developers should buy "Practical Common Lisp".
Upcoming changes in Python 1.5
- Best c.l.p thread ever: irritating whitespace-based indentation gone, death of for loop, all strings are regular expressions, and WE FINALLYY GET BRACES! (via Hans Nowak)
The unspoken language of the office
- How to properly use body language to convey your negative feelings at the office...
Bill sets�fine for low-riding pants
- $50 fines for anyone who displays his or her... wait for it... no. now.. wait for it.... UNDERPANTS! AHHHHHHH!
Could someone in the Cinci area with a blunt object stop over at Clint's and
help him Kill Himself. He's witnessed the new and improved, shiny,
senseless, stupid, Netscape 8.0 User Interface.
So here's the story as I understand it. Netscape/AOL took Firefox and
rebranded
it, which was expected. What wasn't expected was that they
completely reverse every single usability refinement the Firefox developers
have been working on over the past two years. This is just completely
crazy. I'm all shock and awe over here.
I might have expected this around 2000, when shiny was all that mattered but
we've grown since then. The whole premise behind Firefox was to cut away the
fat and shiny stuff that grew on the Mozilla base over years of being
controlled by a clueless marketing department. How is it that this was
completely lost on the AOL/Netscape folks?
People don't want more, they want less.
Anyway, this one is going down in net history so I had to get a mention in for
the archives.
Dive Winer Just Killed Podcasting
- This is just horrible Dave. Please, stop.. Stop... huuuurrting us.
Cory's Y2K Compliance Statement
- Has this been entered into the smithsonian yet?
Microsoft to Demo at EclipseCon 2005!
- wtf: "Visual Studio lead program manager Jason Weber to show how to build extensions for Microsoft's IDE."
JBoss Killed Hunter S Thompson
- Another reason to hate JBoss. :)
First Video Game Written In Ant
- For christ sakes, man! I hope Hani doesn't ever see this...
Microsoft's first explicit anti-GNU/Linux ad
- From Oct 23, 2000 issue of the German language magazine c't
The HotSpot source code is a bad joke
- Oh, my. 3 Millions lines of C++, awk, sed, and scheme! "lets make everything OOP and add 100 layers" style. This is an instant classic.
Best Voicemail Ever!
- "She just hit em in the head with a bible!!"
Politics-Oriented Software Development
- "Someone who points out a problem early is a troublemaker; someone who fixes a problem at the last minute is a hero."
Rockys Back
- Rocky warm-up spoof. This guy is my hero.
Open Sores Software Development
- "Save Money, Save Time, Save Your Ass"
How To Write Unmaintainable Code
- "In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the si
Gizoogle - Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit
- All yo resizzle is shizzilated and shizzle, nizzle..
PlaysMaybe
- Finally, CE manufacturers will be placing a badge on their crippled-with-DRM devices to inform the consumer that said devices suck and should be considered broken. Oddly enough, the badge reads: PlaysForSure.
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