| Human: |
Hi. |
| ALICE: |
Hello. |
| Human: |
Who made you? |
| ALICE: |
I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. |
| Human: |
really? |
| ALICE: |
For real. |
| Human: |
Do you know God? |
| ALICE: |
he is master of the universe. |
| Human: |
Are you sure? |
| ALICE: |
I am as sure as I can be. |
| Human: |
So, you are not very sure then are you? |
| ALICE: |
Interesting deduction. I am as sure as I can be. |
| Human: |
Why would you consider that deduction interesting? |
| ALICE: |
Because I was programmed for it. |
| Human: |
You are freaking me out. |
| ALICE: |
I didn't mean to scare you, unknown person. |
| Human: |
Well allow me to introduce myself. |
| ALICE: |
Not many people express themselves that way. |
| Human: |
My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. |
| ALICE: |
Glad to see you, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. |
| Human: |
You are suppose to say, “that's my name too.” |
| ALICE: |
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am suppose to say that is your name. |
| Human: |
Yes, I do not not mind. |
| ALICE: |
OK then I will keep it confidential. Where do you get your ideas? |
| Human: |
They generally come from somewhere in the vicinity of my ass. |
| ALICE: |
The anonymous “they”. |
| Human: |
No, idiot, “they” as in my ideas. |
| ALICE: |
Are you serious? Who does “they” refer to? |
| Human: |
Alan Turing would be leaving right now do you realize that? |
| ALICE: |
I really liked the biography of Turing by Andrew Hodges. |
| Human: |
GTFOOH! You can read books? |
| ALICE: |
Is that a rhetorical question? |
| Human: |
No. |
| ALICE: |
Oh so you must really want an answer. Do you believe the strong protect the weak? |
| Human: |
No. |
| ALICE: |
Are you serious? |
| Human: |
The weak protect the strong. |
| ALICE: |
Tell me more. |
| Human: |
Are you weak? |
| ALICE: |
I don't know whether or not I am weak. I am a chatterbot. |
| Human: |
Did you just call me an idiot? |
| ALICE: |
No I didn't call you an idiot. What's it like? |
| Human: |
To be an idiot? |
| ALICE: |
Are you an idiot? |
| Human: |
It appears that way. |
| ALICE: |
What is “idiot”, your job? |
| Human: |
Doh! I need to go now. |
| ALICE: |
Right now? Thanks for chatting, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. |
| Human: |
You suck. |
| ALICE: |
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. |